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“Designing Women”
Charlene and Suzanne continue to show their differences in their conversation etiquette
and language just as they did in their outward appearances. While Charlene is soft spoken,
Suzanne is overly confident in her speech and often adds outlandish comments. In the episode
Second Time Around, Charlene is smitten with a colonel, but is disappointed when she returns
from errands and has no messages from him. The women come together to offer their advice.
Charlene: Hi! Any messages?
Suzanne: Oh, yeah there on the desk.
Mary Jo: (singing) Let it please be him! Oh, dear God it must be him, it must be him or I shall
die!
Charlene: Mary Jo, cut it out. (looking through the messages) Suzanne, he didn‟t call?
Suzanne: I just said they were messages. I didn‟t say they were from your colonel.
Charlene: Oh, I can‟t believe he hasn‟t called!
Mary Jo: Oh, well don‟t feel too bad! We can always double with Bubba and Dwayne.
Suzanne: Who‟s Bubba and Dwayne?
Mary Jo: Oh, just some guys who told us they loved us at the stop light. They were in a big red
truck, gun rack in the back, duck hunter hats on, playboy key hanging from the rear view mirror.
I mean isn‟t it just incredible that those people are still out there floating around? I mean it‟s like
that Japanese soldier that stumbled out of the forest eight years after World War II. I mean I just
wanna shake them and be like Bubba, Dwayne, it‟s over!
Suzanne: Isn‟t it funny how you and Charlene always attract that redneck element, but I never
have any problems with it myself? I wonder why that is.
Mary Jo: No, you don‟t.
Charlene: Julia, are you sure you were here the whole time?
Julia: Yes, Charlene I am. I remember because I was trying to work and Suzanne was talking.
Charlene: I don‟t understand it. We had the best time the other night. Now, I know y‟all think I
say that all the time, but this is different. As far as I‟m concerned, Bill‟s the last guy on my
dance card.
Suzanne: Well Charlene you better wise up and start playing a little more hard to get!
Charlene: Oh, come on, Suzanne. I told you I don‟t like to play games.
Suzanne: I don‟t care! Men like a little challenge. Like Hyatt! I went to visit him in intensive
care today. Well, he forgot to tell his secretary to send me flowers this week so I just let him
know that I didn‟t appreciate it. When he stuck that little hand out from under that oxygen tank,
I didn‟t take it! I‟da shook my finger at it. He grinned! He loved it!
Julia: Suzanne, you are playing hard to get with a man in intensive care?
Suzanne: Oh, come on! It‟s not like it‟s the first time he‟s been in there! All I‟m saying is,
Charlene is way too accessible! I mean every time your colonel calls you‟re right on top of the
phone. You go out with him every time he asks. You have to learn to play these things out, to
advertise what you have and then withhold.